Funny jokes

Now I know that jokes are really corny but this is a REALLY funny joke ok?( well there is actually two!)

1. So there is two muffins in an oven and one of the muffins says " wow it's hot in here" then the other muffin says " OMG! it's a talking muffin!" hahaha that is sooooo funny!

2. why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side, so then why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stappled to the chicken!!!!!

haha my teacher told me those!!!!!